Archived Memos from September, 2012

Saturday, September 29, 2012

We kicked off the show with another major announcement regarding the Best Bet of the Week: Abe showed rare emotion and said that watching Sam run the BBOTW was like seeing an ex-girlfriend wearing Doug Simpson’s letterman’s jacket.

And in standard Abe Kanan fashion, he found a way to weasel out of reality, change the rules and resume his role as … Read More

Saturday, September 22, 2012

We kicked off the show with a warm welcome to the 600 members of the media — who descended on our humble studio from all reaches of the globe — to be part of the highly-anticipated Best Bet of the Week press conference. Which, I’ll add, was being held because Abe started the NFL regular season at 0-2.

The Best Bet … Read More

Monday, September 17, 2012

Abe kicked off the show with a red alert for his boy Brad – you’re cut off.

After years of taking off his shirt before bar fights, after driving Ace Ventura-style down the Dan Ryan and puking into the wind while Abe whimpered in the passenger seat.. the final straw came this weekend, when Brad brought home a one-night-stand and did … Read More

Saturday, September 15, 2012

We kicked off the show commenting on our show’s most recent intro. And, based on the fact that our friends back in New York combed hours and hours of archived Abe Kanan Show audio.. and the best representation of Bass was him saying the word “alright…” It’s led us to realize that everyone back at Sirius thinks Bass is literally … Read More

Saturday, September 08, 2012

Abe & Sam started the show with a review of last night’s KISS & Crue show.

Turns out Sam is NOT a man of his word. For weeks, on this show, he steadfastly said that he was waiting in the parking lot until Motley Crue was finished. Cut to last night.. and according to Abe, Sam fought his way up to … Read More

Thursday, September 06, 2012

We kicked off the show with today’s biggest headline – that scumbag Drew Peterson was found guilty of murdering his 3rd wife. The Abe Kanan Show is the only media outlet with courtroom audio – if you want to hear it.. just put on The Godfather Part 2.

We find out November 26th if Drew spends the full 60 years getting … Read More

Saturday, September 01, 2012

We kicked things off with Abe’s final explanation of the phrase “coooo.” It’s from “White Men Can’t Jump.” So stop asking him. And get off his lawn. Crabby ass muffffhugger.

Also – thanks to the Miami Herald for featuring the Abe Kanan Show on their front page today! They were the first paper in the country to pick up our campaign … Read More

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