Archived Memos from October, 2012

Saturday, October 27, 2012

We kicked off the Halloween edition of The Abe Kanan  Show with a rundown of each of our costumes:

Sam Kanan, who spent 6 years of his life  making people call him Joey Fatone, has reprised his role at the former NSync fatty.
Bass is straight out tha’ Guess Who box and has become a life-sized version of Bill from the popular … Read More

Saturday, October 20, 2012

We kicked off the show with Abe’s recollection of the year 2000, in which Sam Kanan first fell in love with NSync’s Joey Fatone. So much so, that Sam decided to start looking like him. Of course, Sam denied the charge, but the Quotebook never lies. Sam — your own words, sir: “I didn’t grow a beard just to be … Read More

Saturday, October 13, 2012

We kicked off the show with the new Rolling Stones joint “Doom & Gloom.” I just want to point out that the official studio recording of that song does not say the word “coooo” every 4 seconds. Believe it or not, that was just Abe Kanan playing a separate piece of audio over a song.

Speaking of “coooo,” Abe found a … Read More

Saturday, October 06, 2012

We kicked off the show with 2 & a half minutes of Ice Cube’s “Today was a Good Day.” And as only a room full of 4 white kids can, we only rhymed the end of each bar.
I got my grub on, but didn’t PIG OUT
Finally got a call from a girl I wanna DIG OUT

But really, as Abe said.. … Read More

Friday, October 05, 2012

We kicked off the show talking about Abe’s continued move in to the new crib. Today was cable & internet hook-up day, which prompted this queRstion: is it common practice to tip the cable guy? Ever the over-tipper, Abe not only kicked ol’ boy a $20 bill, he went out and bought him 4 Coronas! Which the guy drank on … Read More

Monday, October 01, 2012

We kicked off the special 1-hour show as we do any time we’re in on the 1st of a month — with Abe playing the entire extended version of Bone Thugs & Harmony “1st of the Month” while yelling “coo,” “tight” and random nonsense about “pulling his stick out.”

Immediately after Bone ended, here’s one from the Abe Kanan Quotebook: “We’re … Read More

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