Archived Memos from November, 2012

Saturday, November 24, 2012

We kicked off the show jamming out to a little Danzig! Abe sees a window to play that scumbag, you better believe he takes it. What’s funny, though, is that Abe commented, almost proudly, that we’re the only radio show in America to open with a Danzig song… completely oblivious that there’s good reason for that.

We revealed the blueprints to … Read More

Friday, November 23, 2012

We kicked off this special Black Friday edition with the least shocking news imaginable: last night’s Kanan Family Thanksgiving broke down right around dessert and ended with Sam putting an innocent cousin thru the Spanish announce table. Apparently, Abe & Sam started arguing about Notre Dame’s head football coach. And the rest was history. The credits rolled with Sam staring … Read More

Sunday, November 18, 2012

We kicked off the show with a tearful sermon from Abe; a funeral, with words of comfort aimed at consoling our brother, Bass. It’s been a tough week for him filled with grieving. Over the unexpected death of his best friend….. the Hostess Twinkie.
We talked more about Hostess closing their doors after 82 years. If you want to understand how … Read More

Saturday, November 10, 2012

We kicked off the show with some breaking news out of Florida. You know how the other 49 states reported all of their votes in roughly 12 hours on Tuesday? Well, Florida just finished. They’re like your mentally handicapped cousin — you genuinely love visiting him, but he can be pretty embarrassing in public.

Abe said that after watching Obama’s victory … Read More

Saturday, November 03, 2012

We revisited last night’s abortion of a show. During a 4 hour broadcast, we did a grand total of 3 minutes and 47 seconds of live radio, thanks to Hurricane Sandy knocking out our ISDN lines. The highlight of which was our producer Brittan’s music choice in an emergency. When all else failed, Brittan grabbed the only thing that made … Read More

Thursday, November 01, 2012

We kicked off the show, as we do every first of the month, with the extended version of Bone Thugs & Harmony’s “1st of the Month.” And we’re no closer to knowing any more lyrics beyond “we havin’ a celebration..”

We talked about the fact that our studio looks like the fallout from a potato chip factory explosion. Abe explained that … Read More

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