Archived Memos from January, 2015

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 23 – 1/27/2015

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss…
1. Bass always has a new excuse
2. Sam’s dog party
3. Ryan felt something disgusting on his leg
4. Abe’s nightmare about a dog
5. The boring existence of an animal
6. Guinea Pig’s are here to die
7. At what age do bull’s become angry assholes?
8. People who eat their pets
9. Bass pulls a Tito Ortiz
10. … Read More

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 22 – 1/20/2015

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss…
1. Abe and Sam argue about everything
2. Abe’s wrestling idea
3. Abe and the stock market
4. Ryan meeting Trent Reznor at Golden Globes
5. Local critics have gone away
6. Ridiculous celebrity stories
7. Bands who lead into songs with song title
8. Celebrity tribute videos made before celebrity dies
9. Hillary Swank commercial
10. Leave Bruce Jenner alone
11.The … Read More

AbeKanan:ON HOLD Episode 21 – 1/13/2015

Abe Kanan, Vin Armani, and Sam Kanan discuss…
1. Vin Armani’s Gigolos update
2. Mayweather finally fighting Pacquiao
3. The Vin Armani “Move”
4. Discuss why Abe is exotic
5. Weirdos on social media
6. How to get laid in Vegas
7. Vegas waitresses secret lives uncovered
8. How to get laid in Vegas
9. George Zimmerman can’t leave well enough alone
10. Synedrex
11. How to properly travel with condoms
12. … Read More

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 20 – 1/6/2015

Abe Kanan Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss…
1. Mayo on every table in New Orleans
2. Sam’s horrible improv skills
3. Fake live radio shows
4. Bass’ Jenny McCarthy Facebook scandal
5. Dick Clark’s New Years Rockin Eve
6. We have lots of questions about the rapper Pitbull
7. Someone is always jerking off to your favorite show
8. Abe’s snot rag mistaken for something way worse
9. Abe’s … Read More

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 19 – 12/30/2014

Abe Kanan Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Ugly babies and handsome DJ Levy
2. We want one million listeners
3. Kanan Christmas tradition
4. Horrible thing Abe says about Sam every Christmas
5. Sasha Obama is like Francis Bean Cobain
6. Gay twins
7. People who brag about good deeds
6. Warren Sapp and Guy Fieri are the worst sex partners
7. Screech stabbbing story
8. We … Read More

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 18 – 12/23/2014

Abe Kanan and Bass discuss…
1. Podcast will now be available on soundcloud.com/abekanan
2. If iTunes does not let you download the podcast correctly, all episodes will be at that soundcloud link
3. The debut of DJ Levy
4. Annual tradition of losing radio job
5. Michael Jordan’s son hosting a radio show
6. Guys at the gym using “N” word
7. Abe’s “slave” Walmart name tag
8. … Read More

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD – Episode 17 – 11/5/2014

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss…
1. The Walking Dead & Abe Binge Watching Shows
2. Ryan’s Current Life
3. Sharing Passwords
4. Nik Wallenda’s Tight Rope Walk
5. God’s Will
6. The Election
7. Political Parties
8. Republican and Democratic Priests
9. People Who Believe Party Lines Word For Word
10. People Are Like Dogs
11. Abe Eating Chipotle 3 Nights In A Row For Dinner
12. Best Mexican … Read More

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD – Episode 16 – 11/1/2014

Abe Kanan discusses…
1. The future of this podcast
2. My Radio Station Idea
3. Meetng Howard Stern For The First Time
4. Low Budget Street Hookers
5. Mama June from Honey Boo Boo Molester Boyfriend
6. New York Knicks drinking Game
7. Lebron’s Return And Chris Bosh Is New King Of Miami
8. Guy Almost Dies At World Series Ceremony

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD – Episode 15 – 10/8/2014

Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Calling Off From School
2. Having Family Members Do your Homework
3. Getting Free Tickets for Everything
4. Kids Not In the Cards For Abe
5. Ugly Babies
6. Prince Michael Jackson Joining Money Team
7. Nick Simmons Banging Amber Rose
8. One Of Abe’s Classic Scheme’s Gone Wrong
9. Remembering Peoples Names
10. Light At The End Of The Tunnel
11. Abe … Read More

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD – Episode 14 – 9/17/2014

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss…
1. Bass’ First Week As A Dad
2. Breathing On Babies
3. Overriding Bass’Facebook Posts And Daily Activities
4. Adrian Peterson
5. Hazing
6. Tweeting Bible Verses
7. Why It Is Impossible To Stumble When Telling Truth
8. iPhone 6
9. Sam Trying Gelato Samples
10. $600 Fantasy Football League

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD – Episode 13 – 9/3/2014

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss…
1. Bass’ Baby Is A Week Away
2. Bass As A Father
3. Wes Welker Taking Molly’s
4. Manning Boys Growing Up
5. Eli Manning’s Girlfriends Having Sex With His Brothers
6. Mosquito’s Are Assholes
7. Touching Too Much In the Pool When We Were Young
8. Toasting Dead People
9. Abe Wearing Gladiator Outfit At Funeral
10. Saved By The Bell Movie

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD – Episode 12 – 8/14/2014

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Syringe Sales
2. CD Cases Back In The Day
3. Weirdo Who Fixed Abe’s Ceiling Then Wanted To Be Friends
4. People Who Want You To Guess Their Age
5. Accidental Texts That Are Not Accidental
6. Fat People Love America And Their Calves
7. Penis Cleavage Pants
8. The New Abe, Ryan, Sam, & Bass Million Dollar … Read More

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD – Episode 11 – 7/24/2014

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Sam’s Weird Al Box Set Victory Lap
2. Trading Guinea Pig For A Dog Collar
3. Bass’ Quick Invitation To Sox Game
4. Girl Asked For Cocaine, Then Said Redbull Is Bad For Her Heart
5. Single Guys Should Pretend To Do Drugs To Get Laid
6. Abe’s Embarrassing Moment In Drive Through
7. Body Soap & … Read More

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD – Episode 10 – 7/24/2014 – Buddy Guy Interview

Abe Kanan and Buddy Guy Discuss…
1. The Blues
2. Discovering Music
3. Jimi Hendrix
4. Buddy Talks About Not Knowing Chord Names
5. Trying to Learn The Blues Back In The day
6. Buddy’s Hair
7. Groupies
8. Playing At the White House

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD – Episode 9 – 7/9/2014

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Taste Of Chicago
2. Kids Outfits
3. Anthony Cumia Getting Fired
4. Tweets With Bible Verses
5. NBA Free Agents & Pathetic Teams
6. Lebron James And Cleveland Fans
7. Jeremy Lin Crucifixion
8. Aldi Grocery Store
9. People Who Are Like Prey
10. Abe & Sam’s Death Plans
11. Dying Of A Broken Heart
12. Sam Falling Off his Bike Talk
13. … Read More

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD – Episode 8 – 6/26/2014

Abe Kanan, Bass, & Sam Kanan discuss…
1. John Fogerty’s Fortunate Sons
2. Writing Is Hard
3. Getting Other Peoples Mail
4. Girls Named Carol
5. Dunkin Donuts Hashbrowns
6. Bathroom Keys Connected to a Piece Of Wood
7. Bathroom Techniques
8. Pizza Place False Advertising
9. Bass’ Wife Having Dreams About Bass With Other Women
10. Fake Facebook Lives
11. Metal Guys Screaming “Suck Out the Venom
12. Listener QueRstions
13. Magellon … Read More

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD – Episode 7 – 6/9/2014

Abe Kanan & Ryan Manno discuss…
1. Abe & Ryan’s Diet Idea
2. Old Ryan Versus New Ryan
3. Radio Program Directors
4. Cleaning Up Spills With Your Foot
5. Homeless Guy Compliments
6. Mall Kiosks
7. Texting Escape Plans
8. Teen Crushes
9. Our Departure From SiriusXM In Detail

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD – Episode 6 – 5/28/2014

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Ryan’s New Dog
2. Sick People
3. Bass’ Hair
4. Abe’s Return To The Basketball Court
5. BBQ Pitmasters Show
6. Wigs
7. Guitar Lesson Teachers
8. Loofahs
9. Lunch Crews
10. Pawn Stars By Request

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD – Episode 5 – 5/16/2014

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Sam and Ryan’s Friedship
2. Riot Fest
3. Sam’s Cell Phone
4. Bass’ Trip to Los Angeles
5. Bass’ Son “DJ”
6. Friendly Fast Food People
7. Abe & Sam’s Craigslist Encounter with a guy in all denim
8. Discussion on why we talk shit about everyone
9. Hanging out with Donald Sterling
10. Michael Sam’s Reality Show
11. Drake is … Read More

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD – Episode 4 – 5/1/2014

Abe Kanan & Roker discuss…
1. Shirtless treadmill running
2. Watching Swingers every night
3. Under Armour shirts
4. Naked weigh ins
5. Eating bread at a steak house
6. Making eye contact when walking
7. Pictures with unattractive people
8. Abe’s profile pic with ugly people business idea
9. Identifying handsomeness
10. Donald Sterling
11. Is there anyone less sexual than Magic Johnson?
12. Dr. Dre owning Clippers
13. Old men and … Read More

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD – Episode 3 – 4/23/2014

Abe Kanan & Sam Kanan discuss…
1. Abe’s messed up truck
2. Texting the word “NO”
3. Easter
4. Wet Money
5. Borrowing Stuff
6. Packers dating website
7. Network names
8. Crayons
9. The rapper who cut off his stick

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD – Episode 2 – 4/15/2014

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Sam’s voice on the phone
2. Guys who say everything is “Gay”
3. Man Caves and the guys who own them
4. Eating alone and shirtless
5. Sending food to women at bars
6. Ryan’s murder story
7. Why Abe thinks new friends will murder him
8. Proper texting etiquette
9. Sam and Abe’s arguing protocol

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