Archived Memos from May, 2015

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 38 – 5/26/2015

Abe Kanan, Bass, and Jay The Gay discuss…
1. Jay The Gay’s history with the show
2. Bass eats wings with plastic gloves
3. Abe and Bass went to the gym together
4. Most people shouldn’t wear shorts
5. Jay’s beer can story
6. Abe’s horrible drive through experience
7. Fake patriots
8. People who post nude pics with inspirational quotes
9. Bass’ horrible idea called “Fuber”
10. Jay’s questions … Read More

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 37 – 5/19/2015

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss…
1. Bass has a “BIG cold”
2. Calling off school
3. Amazon wish lists
4. Herpes dating site
5. Ryan loves milk
6. Lactaid Milk
7. Bobbi Christina is turning into Darth Vader
8. Every girl lately has a nice fat ass
9. Abe was flustered by a kid asking “what’s your name?”
10. Ryan’s bad directions for a blind woman

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 36 – 5/12/2015

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Waiting thing out in bathroom stall
2. Bathroom rules and etiquette
3. Bass’ invite only Chipotle party
4. The slob list
5. Shit talking fuck ups
6. Abe’s fool proof, long form shit talking method
7. Ryan’s accidental text to a celebrity
8. Red Hot text
9. Quick hits
10. Why you should say your mom was playing basketball

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 35 – 5/5/2015

Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Talking your way out of getting punched in the face
2. Rumor Willis was called potato head as a kid
3. Bass keeping tabs on Abe 24/7
4. Racist guy that Manny Pacquiao was Mexican
5. Danzig the horse in the Kentucky Derby
6. NFL drafted players all had same blonde girlfriend
7. Horse owners seem like plantation owners
8. … Read More

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