Archived Memos from January, 2016

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 71 – 1/26/2016

Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Guy died in car crash while pleasuring himself
2. Sponsorship’s
3. Ecoli outbreaks are best times to go to restaurants
4. Diseased sex offer
5. Birth control commercial is scariest commercial ever
6. Steven Tyler grabbed junk and then licked his hand
7. Which old rock stars are still cool to have sex with
8. Abe and Sam saw a … Read More

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 70 – 1/18/2016

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Podcast intros are dumb
2. MLK Day is a good day to see which of your friends are racist
3. Boycotting awards shows isn’t effective
4. Lesbian thug stared everyone down at casino
5. If Abe were a lesbian, he would be a lip stick lesbian
6. Getting stared down shouldn’t offend people
7. Guy from dealership … Read More

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 69 – 1/5/2016

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Reading old text messages is confusing sometimes
2. People who tell people to say hi to people
3. 2016 looks like it will be Abe’s year
4. Crack voice never goes away
5. When people know our orders, we stop going
6. People who say “Happy Ne Year” a week later
7. Small talk is Abe’s worst … Read More

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