Archived Memos from May, 2016

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 87 – 5/24/2016

Episode 87 topics…
1. Lady answered phone and asked Abe if he was hungry
2. Lawyer was talking about details of case while taking a dump
3. ATM machines give you subtle hints if you’re a degenerate
4. Abe and Bass want to be each others food sponsors
5. Telemarketer butchered Abe’s name
6. Bass worked as a telemarketer in high school
7. Four-hour diet and fad … Read More

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 86 – 5/18/2016

Episode 86 topics…
1. Facebook is full of useless information
2. Abe’s pathetic trip to casino buffet
3. Guy was talking smack with chicken skin on his face
4. Guy with ponytail dipped the tip in water
5. People who tell you to wash your hands
6. Abe’s mom always asks him if he has pressure in chest
7. The Misfits and other reunions
8. Rappers who stop … Read More

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 85 – 5/10/2016

Episode 85 topics…
1. Sludge returns to the podcast and excites Sam
2. Fantasy football talk
3. Sam in Training Day scenario would be hilarious
4. Ripping people off in Fantasy Football is great
5. Gene Simmons’ song Christine Sixteen has questionable lyrics
6. Gene Simmons’ sex tape was even more pathetic than Hulkster
7. People who use Kickstarter for pools and other stupid stuff
8. People who … Read More

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 84 – 5/3/2016

Episode 84 topics…
1. Balls and bending over in gym locker rooms
2. Guys who work out wearing Bane masks
3. The naked 7-second rule
4. Ted Cruz drops out
5. Open shower should be abolished
6. People who eat on the same side of the booth

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