Archived Memos from June, 2016

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 92 – 6/29/2016

Episode 92 topics…
1. The snooze button is like being a hostage
2. Morning mask invention
3. Sam’s asshole 5AM text
4. If Sam had a kid, he would do a lot of screaming
5. Sam says that Abe sleeps like a dog
6. Abe wants to put up signs with rules at his gym
7. People who still use checks
8. Sludge sent Abe a creepy check … Read More

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 91 – 6/21/2016

Episode 91 topics…
1. Steph Curry’s wife
2. Places that charge extra for BBQ sauce
3. Sam doesn’t think McDonalds should give free sauce
4. Stephen A Smith’s weird speech about Lebron James’ wife
5. Sports radio debates never go anywhere
6. Sports radio callers are the worst
7. Chelsea Clinton gave kid the least presidential name
8. Abraham Clinton for president in 2024
9. Another guy mispronounced Abe’s … Read More

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 90 – 6/15/2016

Episode 90 topics…
1. Sludge returns to podcast and talks about Chicago trip
2. People who keep posting stuff about guns
3. Abe wants to get Sam the new Weird Al Yankovic box set
4. Bass disappears mid-podcast
5. Why did Ice Cube put Ricky on the couch in Boyz in the Hood
6. Sons of legends usually suck
7. Sludge lost his phone in Abe’s car
8. … Read More

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 89 – 6/7/2016

Episode 89 topics…
1. Guy put his fingers in communal container at restaurant
2. Abe’s love of watermelon
3. Abe’ online casino victory
4. Bathroom choice at work and identifying someone by their shoes
5. Sushi made by hipsters
6. Don West mystery boxes are like cutting open watermelons

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 88 – 6/1/2016

Episode 88 topics…
1. Guys who love guns and cigars
2. Abe and Bass played a pathetic game of basketball
3. Sam playing the game “HORSE” talk
4. Enrique Iglesias makes out with girls on stage during concerts
5. Has anyone been killed because of Enrique’s tactics
6. People who get completely drunk at every event
7. Disturbed singer David Draiman’s cheesy song intros
8. Gorilla tragedy and … Read More

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