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Archive for 2017

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 148 – 12/13/2017

Aioli is just a fancy way to say mayo, Roy Moore, Abe got scammed by chiropractor, and getting arrested without pants on.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 147 – 12/5/2017

The magic word for calling in sick, field goal kicking infants, retail stores, and waking up three minutes before school.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 146 – 11/28/2017

Fake royal family, Michael Jackson lethal kicks, Billionaire Kings, and the latest Facebook challenge.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 145 – 11/14/2017

Joe Jackson video, Whoppers, Louis C.K, and strategically placed guitar.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 144 – 11/2/2017

Old men who wink, Abe cracked the Vegas code, World Series, and Bass almost got into a fight while trick or treating.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 143 – 10/24/2017

Video games mixed with hookers, Sam gives us an update on himself, Bin Laden porn, Hulk Hogan haircut, dating yourself, and Bass invented the selfie.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 142 – 10/19/2017

The podcast will never end, Korean Spa, Arden Moon, and old guy who used the term “clean shaven.”

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 141 – 10/4/2017

Tom Petty, Final Tweets, social media arguments. and going back in time.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 140 – 9/27/2017

Rick Pitino scandal, Las Vegas, angry concert crowd, and guys who drink their black coffee with a shot of oil.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 139 – 9/12/2017

Worst sideline reporter ever, emergency aisle on plane, worst apology ever, and how do people get hickeys.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 138 – 8/22/2017

Tons of breaking news, Chuck E. Cheese band retiring, diarrhea is the greatest excuse ever, the solar eclipse, and why Abe hid from the grocery store delivery guy.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 137 – 8/15/2017

People who hold torches, Ric Flair, statues, tow truck workers who eat ribs, Abe’s car was hit. and strippers knees.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 136 – 8/9/2017

The Los Angeles trip fiasco, Cosby Show marathon, Watermelons, sex robots, and lions.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 135 – 7/31/2017

Abe and Ice Cube collaboration, Chris Christie looks like Humpty Dumpty, Steve Jobs widow on yacht with boyfriend, and tough guys at funerals.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 134 – 7/18/2017

The wasp massacre, Abe’s guaranteed to win Roulette strategy, guys who only want a hot meal, and Abe is allergic to tigers.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 133 – 6/28/2017

The twenty year Tom Petty controversy, flag football, going to concerts as a kid, and the lady at White Sox game that was covered in mustard.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 132 – 6/20/2017

Abe’s interrogation technique with liars, guys with the single nipple ring, and which “gay men” categories do Abe, Sam, and Bass fall into.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 131 – 6/14/2017

Vin Armani joins the podcast to talk about tips for meeting women, a guy had sex with a pig, and how to achieve peak hotness.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 130 – 6/8/2017

Abe’s shaving accident, X-Pac’s yeast infection, a tiger who shoots blanks, and the legend of Big Dave

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 129 – 6/2/2017

Grey Poupon controversy, why Rocky 3 would be better if Adrian and Clugger Lang hooked up, and Abe got followed into shower by guy who wouldn’t stop waving at him.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 128 – 5/23/2017

Marty Casey joins the podcast to talk about his new album, why massage parlors should make guys use their own sock, Onesie’s, groupies, parents screaming out the window, and how you can legally change your middle name without doing any paper work.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 127 – 5/11/2017

Metal band names, King Friday’s kingdom, Whoopi Goldberg movies, and why hipsters should all be on MySpace.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 126 – 4/26/2017

Strippers and nannies are the most fertile people, Athletes refusal to wear condoms, Michael Jordan in the social media era, and why Caitlyn should get a Kardashian ass.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 125 – 4/19/2017

Episode 125 topics…
1. April the Giraffe
2. Giraffe’s enter the world with a horrible ten foot drop
3. Riot Fest and Lollapalooza
4. Guys who like free VIP areas
5. People who get drugs for bands
6. Wu Tang Clan horrible t-shirt tribute to ODB
7. Bass “partying” with Dennis Rodman
8. Blind guy had sex with girl and after asked Abe if she was hot
9. Bass … Read More

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 124 – 4/11/2017

Playing basketball at the United Center, Viagra on steroids, Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair’s weird pass for bad behavior, and why this podcast is Abe’s neck tattoo.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 123 – 3/29/2017

Running 5 K’s, adults who still love high school, crazy wedding invite, and double biters.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 122 – 3/21/2017

Sex with Larry Flynt, Jerry Krause, Tom Brady jersey, Pope’s Twitter page, and a baby who loves boobs.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 121 – 3/21/2017

WWE’s Paige sex video. Ted Nugent crowd homophobic comment reaction, and buying condoms ala carte.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 120 – 3/13/2017

Free leather jackets at the casino, strip clubs, bachelor parties, and an exception that racists make to get laid.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 119 – 2/27/2017

Magic Johnson has cured Aids, reporting deaths via text, Oscar recap, Melania Trump prayer, and Abe might be joining the Chicago Bulls.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 118 – 2/16/2017

Episode 118 topics…
1. Today is the 6 year anniversary of the SiriusXM Howard 101 show
2. The history of this show/podcast
3. Naked blow drying at the gym
4. People who don’t wear underwear
5. Skin tag talk
6. Metal guys that sexually assault people in mosh pits
7. Abe’s chicken wing incident
8. Abe is an “asset” to a fast food chain
9. We finally know why … Read More

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 117 – 2/8/2017

Episode 117 topics…
1. Bass almost died
2. Puking knee pad idea
3. Abe’s final wishes
4. Sam’s VIP list for wake
5. Sam wants to make angry video for his wake
6. People who give long lead up to report about a death
7. Abe’s food life hacks
8. All spoonfuls at fast food places should be heaping
9. Guy took meat off of Abe’s sandwich
10. People who … Read More

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 116 – 1/23/2017

Episode 116 topics…
1. San Diego Chargers leaving for Los Angeles
2. People who had Chargers tattoos deserve the pain
3. Andre the Giant’s sex life and general demeanor
4. Ivan Rodriguez’s hair
5. Jackson 5 reunion and career Hail Mary’s
6. People who post fake conversations with their kids
7. Bin Laden should have been a CSM at Walmart or swimmer
8. Abe’s homeless kid restaurant idea

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 115 – 1/12/2017

Episode 115 topics…
1. Bass ponytail final update
2. New microphone based kick-starter for Bass
3. Lady at coffee shop who didn’t know how to make a latte
4. Half and half great debate and taste test
5. Guy who guarded CNN’s coffee at Obama Farewell Speech
6. Trump leaked info
7. Abe’s mayo turnoff #3

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