Tons of breaking news, Chuck E. Cheese band retiring, diarrhea is the greatest excuse ever, the solar eclipse, and why Abe hid from the grocery store delivery guy.
People who hold torches, Ric Flair, statues, tow truck workers who eat ribs, Abe’s car was hit. and strippers knees.
The Los Angeles trip fiasco, Cosby Show marathon, Watermelons, sex robots, and lions.
Abe and Ice Cube collaboration, Chris Christie looks like Humpty Dumpty, Steve Jobs widow on yacht with boyfriend, and tough guys at funerals.