• Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 87 – 5/24/2016Episode 87 topics… 1. Lady answered phone and asked Abe if he was hungry 2. Lawyer was talking about details of case while taking a dump 3. ATM machines give you subtle hints if you’re a degenerate 4. Abe and Bass want to be each others food sponsors 5. Telemarketer butchered Abe’s name 6. Bass worked as a telemarketer in high ... Read More
  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 86 – 5/18/2016Episode 86 topics… 1. Facebook is full of useless information 2. Abe’s pathetic trip to casino buffet 3. Guy was talking smack with chicken skin on his face 4. Guy with ponytail dipped the tip in water 5. People who tell you to wash your hands 6. Abe’s mom always asks him if he has pressure in chest 7. The Misfits and ... Read More
  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 85 – 5/10/2016Episode 85 topics… 1. Sludge returns to the podcast and excites Sam 2. Fantasy football talk 3. Sam in Training Day scenario would be hilarious 4. Ripping people off in Fantasy Football is great 5. Gene Simmons’ song Christine Sixteen has questionable lyrics 6. Gene Simmons’ sex tape was even more pathetic than Hulkster 7. People who use Kickstarter for pools and ... Read More
  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 84 – 5/3/2016Episode 84 topics… 1. Balls and bending over in gym locker rooms 2. Guys who work out wearing Bane masks 3. The naked 7-second rule 4. Ted Cruz drops out 5. Open shower should be abolished 6. People who eat on the same side of the booth Read More
  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 83 – 4/26/2016Episode 83 topics… 1. Lazy payroll people 2. Abe feels bad for Possum’s 3. Chyna porn got the same reaction as horse video 4. Hipsters ruin everything 5. What do hipsters and metal guys sleep in 6. Abe can’t wait to refer to twenty dollar bills as “Tubman’s” 7. People who wait in line for hours to save four dollars 8. Guy got ... Read More
  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 82 – 4/20/2016Episode 82 topics… 1. Abe tagged multiple times on $1 sub story 2. Abe trying to change the time of daily bathroom emergency 3. Thumb in belly button technique 4. Harriet Tubman on the $20 talk 5. Why does anyone care about Andrew Jackson 6. Going to a concert in 1996 compared to 2016 7. If Sam was a rock star he ... Read More
  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 81 – 4/12/2016Episode 81 topics… 1. New addition to the “Things you can’t look cool doing” list 2. Kate Hudson’s new boyfriend and huge list of boyfriends 3. Bass almost got beaten up by NBA star Baron Davis 4. Abe caught in car dancing to a Kiss song 5. Sam inhales music like air 6. Guy puked on himself at Iron Maiden concert 7. ... Read More
  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 80 – 3/29/2016Episode 80 topics… 1. Changes to the podcast 2. Sam getting a big wrestling type push 3. Abe’s fake injury to not have to walk as far at concert 4. People who roll up one leg while riding bike 5. Recent calls to 911 6. Naked guy on expressway 7. Double locking buttons when seeing homeless guy 8. Advantages of underwear versus commando 9. ... Read More
  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 79 – 3/22/20161. Remembering Toronto Mayor Rob Ford 2. Greatest audio clip in the history of audio 3. Final Tweet before dying 4. Swearing every morning when you wake up is normal 5. Abe and Bass ate a disgusting(in a good way) meal 6. Hulk Hogan’s lucky bandana 7. Jake the Snake sex tape next 8. Abe accidentally wore green on St. Patricks Day 9. ... Read More
  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 78 – 3/16/2016Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss… 1. Bass’ latest excuse for being late 2. Sam’s hair trigger 3. Sox player retired because he couldn’t bring son to work 4. People who bring kids to work 5. Jared from Subway got beat up in prison 6. Chumlee from Pawn Stars blew his golden ticket 7. Chumlee bar appearances in small towns 8. Old ... Read More
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