• Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 37 – 5/19/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss… 1. Bass has a “BIG cold” 2. Calling off school 3. Amazon wish lists 4. Herpes dating site 5. Ryan loves milk 6. Lactaid Milk 7. Bobbi Christina is turning into Darth Vader 8. Every girl lately has a nice fat ass 9. Abe was flustered by a kid asking “what’s your name?” 10. Ryan’s bad directions ... Read More
  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 36 – 5/12/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss… 1. Waiting thing out in bathroom stall 2. Bathroom rules and etiquette 3. Bass’ invite only Chipotle party 4. The slob list 5. Shit talking fuck ups 6. Abe’s fool proof, long form shit talking method 7. Ryan’s accidental text to a celebrity 8. Red Hot text 9. Quick hits 10. Why you should say your ... Read More
  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 35 – 5/5/2015Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss… 1. Talking your way out of getting punched in the face 2. Rumor Willis was called potato head as a kid 3. Bass keeping tabs on Abe 24/7 4. Racist guy that Manny Pacquiao was Mexican 5. Danzig the horse in the Kentucky Derby 6. NFL drafted players all had same blonde girlfriend 7. Horse ... Read More
  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 34 – 4/28/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan, discuss… 1. Bass out sick 2. Abe’s “HARD” nap 3. Abe’s ripped up sleeping shirts 4. Ryan’s garden 5. Missing kid returns with no explanation 6. Sammy Lou Who 7. Abe’s retention scheme works again 8. First impressions of people meeting us 9. Bass needs to know Abe’s whereabouts 24/7 10. Women who use toothpicks 11. Baltimore riots 12. Bruce ... Read More
  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 33 – 4/20/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss… 1. Selling our show to Shark Tank 2. Dancing With the Stars is rigged 3. Waiting in line for random Bulls playoff tickets 4. Horace Grant would be a good Cosby Show character 5. Warren Sapp video released admitting to hooker 6. Warren Sapp made his case look worse 7. Getting a hooker ... Read More
  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 32 – 4/14/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss… 1. Reason Sam was running late 2. Lebron James calls Bass “boy” 3. Rub maps 4. Ryan moved to paradise 5. Sam enters conversation and explodes in record time 6. Sam questions Abe’s mock British version of him 7. Ryan “Hollywood” Manno 8. California water crisis 9. Ryan’s new California friends 10. Abe’s horrible towel and ... Read More
  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 31 – 4/7/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss… 1. Chicago Mayor race 2. Rahm Emanuel had his finger cut off at Arbys 3. Abe’s reactions are the worst when noticing deformities 4. Bass always makes a big deal about his birthday 5. Easter 6. Lamb is like flex seal 7. Story about when the Abe Kanan Show almost broke up 8. Scientology 9. Dinosaur mini ... Read More
  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 30 – 3/31/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss… 1. Ryan slept over at Sam’s house 2. Sam might have poisoned Ryan 3. Waking up early 4. The cons of wearing adult diapers 5. Research proves that Abe’s schemes work 6. Bosses aren’t funny 7. Corporations should shut up about all issues 8. Overly masculine guys who have threesome’s 9. Abe and Sam documentary 10. ... Read More
  • ABE KANAN SHOW FLASHBACK – Mr Sam – 3-24-2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss… 1. We flashback to 5-17-2013 when Mr.Sam went camping Read More
  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 29 – 3/17/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss… 1. Why we don’t have an intro 2. Bass wants donations 3. Sam won’t cut Abe into his business idea 4. Abe explains the dry, wet, dry rotation 5. Chap stick tip 6. Ring of Honor Show and the crowd 7. Abe embarrasses Ryan at show 8. Receptionist who kept asking Abe “What?” 9. Cleaning ... Read More
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