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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 162 – 6/13/2018

Episode 162 topics…
1. Abe’s great basketball achievements
2. Watching people fall stops being funny at fifty
3. Tekashi 69 ridiculous video
4. More thought should be put into who people have kids with
5. Jamie Foxx accused of hitting someone in the head with his junk
6. Peyton Manning junk story
7. People who lose weight wear stuff that is too tight
8. The divorce lottery

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 161 – 6/12/2018

Episode 161 topics…
1. Forrest Gump’s mom having sex with the principal at the school
2. Getting out of tickets
3. Life hacks
4. The key phrase to say to get out of tickets
5. Los Angeles bad neighborhoods look good because of the palm trees
6. Maps on the phone have made us stupid
7. Memorizing numbers
8. People who lose their hand usually deserve it
9. Losing feet and feet that fall asleep
10. Abe’s constipation life hack
11. Abe’s clean bathroom retail space idea
12. Every business should have a Brock Lesnar type working there
13. Bizarro world update
14. Stormy Daniels is not a hero
15. Thermacuts
16. Most ripped people are on steroids

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 160 – 5/23/2018

Episode 160 topics…
1. Ryan’s wedding
2. Sam’s wedding
3. Getting a horrible call at Sam’s wedding
4. Sam and Bass knew that show was going to get canceled
5. Coast to coast in a week
6. Misfits concert in Newark
7. Abe’s tip for getting a good seat on a flight
8. Abe’s pathetic actions in hotel and airport
9. Abe had a very embarrassing moment in Newark hotel
10. Elon Musk’s email to his workers
11. Guys who wake up with a hangover every day
12. Royal sham wedding
13. Harry will never be the fake king

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 159 – 5/8/2018

The unemployed routine, fast food non compete clauses, Jimmy John’s new giant subs, and WTF is the met Gala?

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 158 – 4/25/2018

DM’s From Creeps, Douchebag Power Rankings, Michigan Ave rappers, and why Abe paid $4 for a copied Purple Rain cassette.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 157 – 4/12/2018

Tristan Thompson cheating on Khloe Kardashian, people who smell like food, bathroom hand dryers, and the Andre the Giant documentary.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 156 – 4/2/2018

Abe’s west coast trip. crazy lady in San Diego, Snake Sabo telemarketer calls, and Abe’s jet ski.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 154 – 3/11/2018

Goodbye to 97.9 The Loop, unemployment workshop class, Abe’s new punk song, Death Wish check, and people who suck on feet.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 152 – 2/6/2018

Abe was insulted by a sandwich artist, the Philadelphia horse poop eater, dumb celebrity kid names, and why Abe wants a Macaulay Culkin statue in Chicago.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 151 – 1/23/2018

Abe received the greatest compliment ever, fighting Brock Lesnar, and why Abe was in People and Us Weekly.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 150 – 1/10/2018

Button junk, the lives of cows and horses, doctor shows, and the person to blame for celebrities running for president.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 149 – 1/3/2018

People who love the snow, Gordon Ramsay describing sex, and why its better to take pictures with people who look worse than you.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 147 – 12/5/2017

The magic word for calling in sick, field goal kicking infants, retail stores, and waking up three minutes before school.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 145 – 11/14/2017

Joe Jackson video, Whoppers, Louis C.K, and strategically placed guitar.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 143 – 10/24/2017

Video games mixed with hookers, Sam gives us an update on himself, Bin Laden porn, Hulk Hogan haircut, dating yourself, and Bass invented the selfie.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 142 – 10/19/2017

The podcast will never end, Korean Spa, Arden Moon, and old guy who used the term “clean shaven.”

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 137 – 8/15/2017

People who hold torches, Ric Flair, statues, tow truck workers who eat ribs, Abe’s car was hit. and strippers knees.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 135 – 7/31/2017

Abe and Ice Cube collaboration, Chris Christie looks like Humpty Dumpty, Steve Jobs widow on yacht with boyfriend, and tough guys at funerals.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 133 – 6/28/2017

The twenty year Tom Petty controversy, flag football, going to concerts as a kid, and the lady at White Sox game that was covered in mustard.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 132 – 6/20/2017

Abe’s interrogation technique with liars, guys with the single nipple ring, and which “gay men” categories do Abe, Sam, and Bass fall into.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 128 – 5/23/2017

Marty Casey joins the podcast to talk about his new album, why massage parlors should make guys use their own sock, Onesie’s, groupies, parents screaming out the window, and how you can legally change your middle name without doing any paper work.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 126 – 4/26/2017

Strippers and nannies are the most fertile people, Athletes refusal to wear condoms, Michael Jordan in the social media era, and why Caitlyn should get a Kardashian ass.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 124 – 4/11/2017

Playing basketball at the United Center, Viagra on steroids, Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair’s weird pass for bad behavior, and why this podcast is Abe’s neck tattoo.

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