Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Guns N Roses reunion announcement
2. Guys who use pills for stick enhancement
3. Do hookers hang out and watch Netflix?
4. Do street hookers enjoy their job?
5. Craigslist creeps trying to buy Abe’s truck
6. Guy on Craigslist who hid in his house from Abe
7. Abe hung out with a Craigslist buyer for three … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Recap of the lost podcast
2. Ryan had a life altering experience with a bidet
3. Junk placement when on a toilet
4. Abe thinks bathrooms should be the size of bedrooms
5. Abe’s crazy experience with Caitlyn in Vegas bathroom
6. Caitlyn always mentions Kim Kardashian for no reason
7. Slobs at buffets love crab legs … Read More

Abe Kanan and Ryan Manno discuss…
1. Strip club promotions and stripper resume’s
2. Motels with outside entrance’s make Abe fear for his life
3. Ryan doesn’t care about “what you’ve been up to”
4. People are upset when you don’t to to a funeral
5. Is “you go girl” sexist?
6. People who don’t identify with gender
7. Facebook debates are stupid
8. Asshole’s can’t wake up … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss…
1. San Bernardino tragedy
2. Jay The Gay Glory Hole presentation
3. Facebook political hounds
4. Ryan’s fake bodyguard
5. Amy Schumer isn’t as fat as she claims to be

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Not sure if eating Bass would be delicious or not
2. Mohel sucking blood custom is gross
3. New Charlie Sheen headline is worse than HIV headline
4. Best place to hide HIV or aids medication
5. Female mohel’s would get repeat business
6. What do terrorists do during their down time?
7. Gangbanger’s wait out murders … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss…
1. Sam announcement update
2. Limp spoon guys at Chipotle
3. Watching Ronda Rousey fight at dirty bar
4. Sam’s high school jobs
5. Nintendo blowing and swabbing
6. Danny Gaga had a perfect Nintendo
7. Charlie Sheen HIV announcement
8. Doctor supervised Charlie Sheen sex
9. Slobs in reclined seats at movie theaters make Abe sick
10. Guy who got … Read More

Abe Kanan and Ryan Manno discuss…
1. Abe got into an altercation with guy at gym who wanted to “holla at him!”
2. Scumbags can never be gentlemen
3. New entry to things you can’t look cool doing
4. The walking dead at the casino
5. Abe ate a $500 sandwich at the casino
6. Dangerous guy email at Ryan’s work
7. Ryan opened the worst possible … Read More

Abe Kanan Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Transplant team truck
2. Sam is in a loud room with announcements in background
3. Sam gets upset about Abe questioning announcements
4. Abe uses gimp foot picture to get out of doing stuff
5. Sam can go over the edge in a split second
6. Abe was an AV boy and janitor assistant in grade … Read More

Abe Kanan Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Abe went to see Danzig in Milwaukee
2. Abe’s scheme to get into the concert
3. Phil Anselmo from Pantera has endless snot
4. Ryan and his girlfriend caught John Cena’s shirt at PPV
5. Tiers of celebrities at wrestling event were sat accordingly
6. John Cena propositioning Ryan talk
7. DJ from Roseanne is shittiest celebrity … Read More

Abe Kanan and Bass discuss…
1. Abe has a demon come out of him during Cubs games
2. If the world ends, we aren’t ready to go yet
3. Heaven might be like a crappy VIP room
4. Abe’s swearing foot doctor returns
5. Abe had the worst mailman ever
6. Rappers start rapping about murder and end with weed
7. Lamar woke up when he heard … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. The Cubs playoff run
2. Jesse Jackson at hospital to see Lamar Odom is ridiculous
3. Abe’s swearing foot doctor
4. Caitlyn stopping by to see Lamar
5. Dennis Hof from Bunny Ranch must love this press
6. Getting a check from Jesse Jackson is near impossible
7. Jesse Jackson at Abe’s bed side for his final … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. What does Bass do when he is late for podcast
2. Sam’s excuse for not being on last week
3. Danny Gaga fell at his party
4. Kordell Stewart had a weird reaction to false allegations
5. Abe is embarrassed at his 14 year old reaction to OJ
6. Great Limp Bizkit related bathroom tip
7. Black … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sludge, and Bass discuss…
1. Sludge couldn’t originally come on because his back hurt
2. Reasons sludge doesn’t talk to Bass
3. The Pope was in Sludge’s city of Philadelphia
4. Annoying people on Facebook who seem semi dangerous
5. Sludge has a hot national sportscaster DM’ing him
6. Abe’s carbon footprint
7. Sludge and Abe ate subs & watched Entourage every day
8. … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Bass should have been in a Doo Wop group
2. Sam and Abe snuck backstage at Farm Aid
3. Guy in wheel chair miraculously walked and then fought
4. With confidence you can walk out with a table anywhere
5. Rock bands dealing with radio people is hell
6. Old rock dj’s
7. People who say they … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss…
1. Technical difficulties
2. Sam explains why he has to leave early
3. Ryan played Oregon Trail
4. Abe was involved in huge fire
5. Why your outfit should always be disaster ready
6. People who have the open ass smell
7. Ways to tell people they smell
8. Ice Cube had a beautiful father/son moment at Riot Fest
9. White … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Talking smack about Bass behind his back
2. Ryan slept at a hospital
3. Alarm sounds in hospital when a baby is missing
4. People who scream “WHAT???”
5. Sam and Abe driving together is dangerous
6. Update on Sam’s injured ass from stair fall
7. Woman at DMV was most miserable woman ever
8. People who explain … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Sam’s injured while helping Abe move
2. WWE will soon have to scrub their whole network
3. Abe and Sam fight at least once a day
4. Sammy the skunk
5. Glue and boards talk
6. Abe and Sam teamed up after scratching moving truck
7. Ryan ruined surprise party
8. more useful tips like retention department tip
9. … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss your listener questions…
1. Homeless guys with swagger
2. To, too, two, and 2
3. Kids and sports
4. Manning family and Cooper Manning
5. Air show and like risking sports
6. Jared is the molester poster boy
7. Abe tries to piss off Sam
8. Ryan’s stance on peeing in a pool
9. Abe’s crazy fantasy football text thread
10. … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Patrick Kane allegations
2. Jared from Subway guilty as Abe predicted
3. Abe as President would be hilarious
4. Columbia House filed bankruptcy
5. Alphabet parent company of Google is dumb
6. Every 80’s sitcom had a paid slave
7. Mr. Belvedere was a weirdo
8. Ryan checks in from Disney Land
9. Abe got his awesome jeans in … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss Abe’s epic trip to Los Angeles including…
1. White Men Can’t Jump Courts
2. The Dresden
3. Homeless people in Santa Monica
4. The Magic Speaker let down
5. Abe’s carbon footprint at Ryan’s house
6. Abe got a huge flight voucher
7. Abe’s agility when a little kid puked
8. The most comfortable jeans of all time

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Ryan’s HUGE Los Angeles welcome party for Abe
2. Abe’s birthday, and people who love their birthday’s
3. Kids who spiked the punch on sitcoms
4. Lenny Kravitz penis picture
5. Ice Cube trying to act like a thug again is hilarious
6. Dr. Dre farewell album and Motley Crue farewell tour
7. Lollapalooza and ass cleavage … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Abe waking up from a nap sounded limp
2. The molester bedroom
3. Abe on UFC embedded
4. Ryan hung out with Stone Cold Steve Austin
5. Hogan sex tape and his Twitter hilarity
6. Sex tapes aren’t a big deal anymore
7. Babies are like rubber balls
8. Old people should wear rubber jumpsuits
9. People who take … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Abe’s lie about restarting his computer
2. Abe’s trip to Los Angeles
3. Getting eaten by a shark
4. Pathetic trip to the beach
5. Abe almost dies in 7 feet of water
6. Parking attendant owned a guy in front of his family
7. People who fight
8. How to not get jumped in a bad neighborhood
9. … Read More

Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, Bass, Sludge discuss…
1. Abe calls into Sludge’s show live
2. Vegas
3 UFC fight
4. Abe saw Leo DiCaprio
5. Foreign media guys dress and look weird
6. Guy with no legs got kicked out of seat
7. Game of Thrones “Shame Walk” to 300 level
8. Abe saw a guy with a skull and crossbones eye patch
9. Being blind or having one … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Jared from Subway in trouble
2. Guy in Olive Garden bathroom did something disgusting
3. Jared from Subway is a hot free agent for other sub shops
4. Guy who was wearing a “You Mad Bro?” shirt
5. Souvenirs should always be thrown right in garbage
6. Sports arguments
7. Sports talk radio arguments
8. Finding common ground … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Abe bumped into Bulls & Whitesox owner Jerry Reinsdorf
2. Sam sent a blushing emoticon ]
3. Abe was publicly embarrassed at sub shop
4. Ryan explains the difference between Chicago and LA
5. Bass get your bars up song actually exists
6. People with loud car systems are an endangered species

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Ryan visiting Chicago
2. Abe’s idea of fine dining
3. Ryan hanging out with douchebag’s at club
4. Sam and Ryan spending the night together
5. Hulk Hogan unblocked Abe on Twitter!
6. Abe’s history with the Hulkster
7. Sam and Danny Gaga Hulkster story
8. Abe and Ryan meeting Green Day story
9. Bass meeting Xzibit story
10. Ryan’s … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Periscope
2. Guys on The Bachelorette chopping wood
3. Brady Bunch building clubhouse episode
4. Sam’s hatred of hockey
5. 3 second rule doesn’t apply to bacon
6. Lebron’s junk
7. Bass transitioning talk
8. The invite guy

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. People who don’t know how to google stuff
2. Redneck women Walmart brawl
3. Assholes who demand respect
4. People who stare you down
5. Putting on plastic gloves when dealing with trash balls
6. Chris Brown, Kylie Jenner, and Hulk Hogan Twitter feud
7. Time to end group showers in high schools
8. Naked conversations
9. Abe’s T-shirt … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Ryan’s “little” cold
2. Showering multiple times a day is a necessity
3. Catelyn Jenner’s HUGE white briefs
4. What is “OK” to make jokes about
5. Guys who loves asses as big as possible
6. Iggy Azalea’s career winding down
7. Abe dislikes Lynard Skynard’s singer
8. Accidental racist song by LL Cool J & Brad Paisley
9. … Read More

Abe Kanan, Bass, and Jay The Gay discuss…
1. Jay The Gay’s history with the show
2. Bass eats wings with plastic gloves
3. Abe and Bass went to the gym together
4. Most people shouldn’t wear shorts
5. Jay’s beer can story
6. Abe’s horrible drive through experience
7. Fake patriots
8. People who post nude pics with inspirational quotes
9. Bass’ horrible idea called “Fuber”
10. Jay’s questions … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss…
1. Bass has a “BIG cold”
2. Calling off school
3. Amazon wish lists
4. Herpes dating site
5. Ryan loves milk
6. Lactaid Milk
7. Bobbi Christina is turning into Darth Vader
8. Every girl lately has a nice fat ass
9. Abe was flustered by a kid asking “what’s your name?”
10. Ryan’s bad directions for a blind woman

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Waiting thing out in bathroom stall
2. Bathroom rules and etiquette
3. Bass’ invite only Chipotle party
4. The slob list
5. Shit talking fuck ups
6. Abe’s fool proof, long form shit talking method
7. Ryan’s accidental text to a celebrity
8. Red Hot text
9. Quick hits
10. Why you should say your mom was playing basketball

Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Talking your way out of getting punched in the face
2. Rumor Willis was called potato head as a kid
3. Bass keeping tabs on Abe 24/7
4. Racist guy that Manny Pacquiao was Mexican
5. Danzig the horse in the Kentucky Derby
6. NFL drafted players all had same blonde girlfriend
7. Horse owners seem like plantation owners
8. … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan, discuss…
1. Bass out sick
2. Abe’s “HARD” nap
3. Abe’s ripped up sleeping shirts
4. Ryan’s garden
5. Missing kid returns with no explanation
6. Sammy Lou Who
7. Abe’s retention scheme works again
8. First impressions of people meeting us
9. Bass needs to know Abe’s whereabouts 24/7
10. Women who use toothpicks
11. Baltimore riots
12. Bruce Jenner interview
13. Elton John would … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Selling our show to Shark Tank
2. Dancing With the Stars is rigged
3. Waiting in line for random Bulls playoff tickets
4. Horace Grant would be a good Cosby Show character
5. Warren Sapp video released admitting to hooker
6. Warren Sapp made his case look worse
7. Getting a hooker pregnant
8. Sam would be a … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Reason Sam was running late
2. Lebron James calls Bass “boy”
3. Rub maps
4. Ryan moved to paradise
5. Sam enters conversation and explodes in record time
6. Sam questions Abe’s mock British version of him
7. Ryan “Hollywood” Manno
8. California water crisis
9. Ryan’s new California friends
10. Abe’s horrible towel and smoothie incidents
11. Man versus food … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss…
1. Chicago Mayor race
2. Rahm Emanuel had his finger cut off at Arbys
3. Abe’s reactions are the worst when noticing deformities
4. Bass always makes a big deal about his birthday
5. Easter
6. Lamb is like flex seal
7. Story about when the Abe Kanan Show almost broke up
8. Scientology
9. Dinosaur mini series is needed
10. Lynard Skynard … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss…
1. Ryan slept over at Sam’s house
2. Sam might have poisoned Ryan
3. Waking up early
4. The cons of wearing adult diapers
5. Research proves that Abe’s schemes work
6. Bosses aren’t funny
7. Corporations should shut up about all issues
8. Overly masculine guys who have threesome’s
9. Abe and Sam documentary
10. Racist parents in barbershop
11. Long … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss…
1. We flashback to 5-17-2013 when Mr.Sam went camping

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss…
1. Why we don’t have an intro
2. Bass wants donations
3. Sam won’t cut Abe into his business idea
4. Abe explains the dry, wet, dry rotation
5. Chap stick tip
6. Ring of Honor Show and the crowd
7. Abe embarrasses Ryan at show
8. Receptionist who kept asking Abe “What?”
9. Cleaning lady gave Abe the eye
10. … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss…
1. Abe’s scheme that got approval from Ryan, Sam, & Bass
2. Abe gives the listeners a gift of 1/2 price phone bill
3. Abe acts pathetic talking to AT&T guy to get discount
4. People who stick their tongue out usually lack intelligence
5. People who take double bites of food
6. People who have food … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss…
1. Sam is like the soup nazi from Seinfeld
2. Abe’s radio cluster idea
3. Abe wants to go to an EDM club
4. Abe’s “Peak Hotness” franchise idea
5. Old guys would make great regulators
6. Homeless guy who got killed by LAPD
7. Kanye West’s ridiculous speech after visionary award
8. Kevin Garnett throws cell phones in … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sludge discuss…
1. Sludge wanted to use ear buds for podcast
2. Bass called himself Super Dad
3. Abe’s “Maximum Hotness” Agency idea
4. State of Ryan and Sludge’s friendship
5. Excuses for not answering phone
6. Sludge met a girl on elevator and then stalked her
7. Sludge talks about getting random girl to get coffee
8. Abe and Sludge’s plane ride … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss…
1. Story about Ryan kicking Bass out of his car
2. People Bass follows on Twitter
3. Abe’s Romantic Valentine’s Day
4. Single people with drugs get laid more
5. Valentines Day side action realization
6. Sam’s dead body arrangements
7. Michael Jordan’s birthday
8. MY kicked Bass out of Bulls locker room
9. Disappointment in teachers husband
10. Charity donation … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss…
1. Ryan in glasses makes Abe sick
2. Seth Rollins penis controversy
3. Sam’s theory on Abe being proved
4. NSFW pics
5. Abe’s lack of integrity delivering news
6. Week on 97.9 The Loop
7. People popped out of woodwork offering their services
8. Random guy sent Ryan a text offering $80
9. Iggy Azalea doing Papa John’s … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss…
1. Bret Michaels diabetesand sex talk
2. At what point could we use the station bathroom
3. Plus sized model in Sports Illustrated
4. Zip prescription prank call
5. Porn filmed in library
6. A little about the show
7. Abe got 35 Magic Mike XXL texts
8. Woman found something gross in tuna can
9. Wolfgang Van Halen plus … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss…
1. Abe saw a church pew used to hold a parking spot
2. Chicago “dibs” on parking spots
3. Dog’s on the highway
4. Quick Hits
5. Magellon pizza for animals prank call
6. A Gronking to remember
7. Saved by the bell on Fallon
8. STD’s on the rise on tinder
9. Manno’s memo

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss…
2-3-2015
1. Snow day in school and at work
2. Get arrested for throwing snowball
3. Peter Frampton stayed alive too long
4. Dog makes Simon Cowell faint
5. Rihanna wants Leo to get in shape
6. Night Train robs bank prank call
7. Slash’s neck tattoo
8. Warren Sapp wants to pay a flat rate for a hooker
9. Manno’s … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss…
1. Abe’s manly act and saving Bass
2. Depressing Super Bowl
3. Coin Toss Bet
4. Johnny Weir at Super Bowl
5. Abe checked out Steven Tyler
6. Marsha and the big man on campus
7. Best Super bowl Commercials
8. Abe’s horrible intern interview at the Loop in 2001
9. David Lee Roth’s shaved head
10. Typical rock DJ outfit
11. … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss…
1. Bass always has a new excuse
2. Sam’s dog party
3. Ryan felt something disgusting on his leg
4. Abe’s nightmare about a dog
5. The boring existence of an animal
6. Guinea Pig’s are here to die
7. At what age do bull’s become angry assholes?
8. People who eat their pets
9. Bass pulls a Tito Ortiz
10. … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss…
1. Abe and Sam argue about everything
2. Abe’s wrestling idea
3. Abe and the stock market
4. Ryan meeting Trent Reznor at Golden Globes
5. Local critics have gone away
6. Ridiculous celebrity stories
7. Bands who lead into songs with song title
8. Celebrity tribute videos made before celebrity dies
9. Hillary Swank commercial
10. Leave Bruce Jenner alone
11.The … Read More

Abe Kanan, Vin Armani, and Sam Kanan discuss…
1. Vin Armani’s Gigolos update
2. Mayweather finally fighting Pacquiao
3. The Vin Armani “Move”
4. Discuss why Abe is exotic
5. Weirdos on social media
6. How to get laid in Vegas
7. Vegas waitresses secret lives uncovered
8. How to get laid in Vegas
9. George Zimmerman can’t leave well enough alone
10. Synedrex
11. How to properly travel with condoms
12. … Read More

Abe Kanan Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss…
1. Mayo on every table in New Orleans
2. Sam’s horrible improv skills
3. Fake live radio shows
4. Bass’ Jenny McCarthy Facebook scandal
5. Dick Clark’s New Years Rockin Eve
6. We have lots of questions about the rapper Pitbull
7. Someone is always jerking off to your favorite show
8. Abe’s snot rag mistaken for something way worse
9. Abe’s … Read More

Abe Kanan Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Ugly babies and handsome DJ Levy
2. We want one million listeners
3. Kanan Christmas tradition
4. Horrible thing Abe says about Sam every Christmas
5. Sasha Obama is like Francis Bean Cobain
6. Gay twins
7. People who brag about good deeds
6. Warren Sapp and Guy Fieri are the worst sex partners
7. Screech stabbbing story
8. We … Read More

Abe Kanan and Bass discuss…
1. Podcast will now be available on soundcloud.com/abekanan
2. If iTunes does not let you download the podcast correctly, all episodes will be at that soundcloud link
3. The debut of DJ Levy
4. Annual tradition of losing radio job
5. Michael Jordan’s son hosting a radio show
6. Guys at the gym using “N” word
7. Abe’s “slave” Walmart name tag
8. … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss…
1. The Walking Dead & Abe Binge Watching Shows
2. Ryan’s Current Life
3. Sharing Passwords
4. Nik Wallenda’s Tight Rope Walk
5. God’s Will
6. The Election
7. Political Parties
8. Republican and Democratic Priests
9. People Who Believe Party Lines Word For Word
10. People Are Like Dogs
11. Abe Eating Chipotle 3 Nights In A Row For Dinner
12. Best Mexican … Read More

Abe Kanan discusses…
1. The future of this podcast
2. My Radio Station Idea
3. Meetng Howard Stern For The First Time
4. Low Budget Street Hookers
5. Mama June from Honey Boo Boo Molester Boyfriend
6. New York Knicks drinking Game
7. Lebron’s Return And Chris Bosh Is New King Of Miami
8. Guy Almost Dies At World Series Ceremony

Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Calling Off From School
2. Having Family Members Do your Homework
3. Getting Free Tickets for Everything
4. Kids Not In the Cards For Abe
5. Ugly Babies
6. Prince Michael Jackson Joining Money Team
7. Nick Simmons Banging Amber Rose
8. One Of Abe’s Classic Scheme’s Gone Wrong
9. Remembering Peoples Names
10. Light At The End Of The Tunnel
11. Abe … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss…
1. Bass’ First Week As A Dad
2. Breathing On Babies
3. Overriding Bass’Facebook Posts And Daily Activities
4. Adrian Peterson
5. Hazing
6. Tweeting Bible Verses
7. Why It Is Impossible To Stumble When Telling Truth
8. iPhone 6
9. Sam Trying Gelato Samples
10. $600 Fantasy Football League

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss…
1. Bass’ Baby Is A Week Away
2. Bass As A Father
3. Wes Welker Taking Molly’s
4. Manning Boys Growing Up
5. Eli Manning’s Girlfriends Having Sex With His Brothers
6. Mosquito’s Are Assholes
7. Touching Too Much In the Pool When We Were Young
8. Toasting Dead People
9. Abe Wearing Gladiator Outfit At Funeral
10. Saved By The Bell Movie

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Syringe Sales
2. CD Cases Back In The Day
3. Weirdo Who Fixed Abe’s Ceiling Then Wanted To Be Friends
4. People Who Want You To Guess Their Age
5. Accidental Texts That Are Not Accidental
6. Fat People Love America And Their Calves
7. Penis Cleavage Pants
8. The New Abe, Ryan, Sam, & Bass Million Dollar … Read More

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Sam’s Weird Al Box Set Victory Lap
2. Trading Guinea Pig For A Dog Collar
3. Bass’ Quick Invitation To Sox Game
4. Girl Asked For Cocaine, Then Said Redbull Is Bad For Her Heart
5. Single Guys Should Pretend To Do Drugs To Get Laid
6. Abe’s Embarrassing Moment In Drive Through
7. Body Soap & … Read More

Abe Kanan and Buddy Guy Discuss…
1. The Blues
2. Discovering Music
3. Jimi Hendrix
4. Buddy Talks About Not Knowing Chord Names
5. Trying to Learn The Blues Back In The day
6. Buddy’s Hair
7. Groupies
8. Playing At the White House

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Taste Of Chicago
2. Kids Outfits
3. Anthony Cumia Getting Fired
4. Tweets With Bible Verses
5. NBA Free Agents & Pathetic Teams
6. Lebron James And Cleveland Fans
7. Jeremy Lin Crucifixion
8. Aldi Grocery Store
9. People Who Are Like Prey
10. Abe & Sam’s Death Plans
11. Dying Of A Broken Heart
12. Sam Falling Off his Bike Talk
13. … Read More

Abe Kanan, Bass, & Sam Kanan discuss…
1. John Fogerty’s Fortunate Sons
2. Writing Is Hard
3. Getting Other Peoples Mail
4. Girls Named Carol
5. Dunkin Donuts Hashbrowns
6. Bathroom Keys Connected to a Piece Of Wood
7. Bathroom Techniques
8. Pizza Place False Advertising
9. Bass’ Wife Having Dreams About Bass With Other Women
10. Fake Facebook Lives
11. Metal Guys Screaming “Suck Out the Venom
12. Listener QueRstions
13. Magellon … Read More

Abe Kanan & Ryan Manno discuss…
1. Abe & Ryan’s Diet Idea
2. Old Ryan Versus New Ryan
3. Radio Program Directors
4. Cleaning Up Spills With Your Foot
5. Homeless Guy Compliments
6. Mall Kiosks
7. Texting Escape Plans
8. Teen Crushes
9. Our Departure From SiriusXM In Detail

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Ryan’s New Dog
2. Sick People
3. Bass’ Hair
4. Abe’s Return To The Basketball Court
5. BBQ Pitmasters Show
6. Wigs
7. Guitar Lesson Teachers
8. Loofahs
9. Lunch Crews
10. Pawn Stars By Request

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Sam and Ryan’s Friedship
2. Riot Fest
3. Sam’s Cell Phone
4. Bass’ Trip to Los Angeles
5. Bass’ Son “DJ”
6. Friendly Fast Food People
7. Abe & Sam’s Craigslist Encounter with a guy in all denim
8. Discussion on why we talk shit about everyone
9. Hanging out with Donald Sterling
10. Michael Sam’s Reality Show
11. Drake is … Read More

Abe Kanan & Roker discuss…
1. Shirtless treadmill running
2. Watching Swingers every night
3. Under Armour shirts
4. Naked weigh ins
5. Eating bread at a steak house
6. Making eye contact when walking
7. Pictures with unattractive people
8. Abe’s profile pic with ugly people business idea
9. Identifying handsomeness
10. Donald Sterling
11. Is there anyone less sexual than Magic Johnson?
12. Dr. Dre owning Clippers
13. Old men and … Read More

Abe Kanan & Sam Kanan discuss…
1. Abe’s messed up truck
2. Texting the word “NO”
3. Easter
4. Wet Money
5. Borrowing Stuff
6. Packers dating website
7. Network names
8. Crayons
9. The rapper who cut off his stick

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Sam’s voice on the phone
2. Guys who say everything is “Gay”
3. Man Caves and the guys who own them
4. Eating alone and shirtless
5. Sending food to women at bars
6. Ryan’s murder story
7. Why Abe thinks new friends will murder him
8. Proper texting etiquette
9. Sam and Abe’s arguing protocol