Archive for 2018

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 174 – 12/14/2018

Episode 174 topics…
1. People who think they look young
2. A lady threatened pizza place that she’d complain on social media
3. People who say they are going to call their lawyer
4. Police officer’s kids can get away with a lot of stuff
5. Abe always says “Dazed and Confused” line when he smells weed
6. People who love to fight
7. Almost every ride home when you’re young is unsafe
8. Roger the jacked kangaroo died
9. Being an overweight animal is living a great life
10. Greta Van Fleet concert
11. Girls who throw bras at concerts
12. Attitude era in wrestling
13. People who hold parking spots
14. Guy was puking out of car while Abe was in passenger seat
15. Homeless talk
16. People who film every good deed
17. People who park in handicapped spots
18. Using a handicapped bathroom’
19. Crappy Christmas parties
20. Eating samples
21. Costco talk
22. Sam did all of Abe’s assignments in a computer class

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 173 – 11/29/2018

Episode 173 topics…
1. Sam and Bass return
2. Great new retention department equivalent tip
3. Fast food apps
4. Advertisers on podcast and radio shows
5. Erectile dysfunction commercials
6. Snoop Dogg hosting a game show
7. Burger King conditioned us to buy two Whoppers
8. Fecal matter is on everything
9. Dave Thomas facts that we didn’t know
10. Adam Sandler
11. People who talk about their back disc names (L4 and L5)
12. Tito Ortiz and Chuck Liddell fight
13. Jason Mamoa’s douchebag statement
14. Abe’s web of smack talking and different text threads

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 172 – 11/10/2018

Episode 172 topics…
1. The real heel in Willy Wonka
2. LSU coach headbutted a player without a helmet on
3. Chris Sale has a belly button ring
4. People with nipple rings love taking their shirt off
5. Dead Dennis Hof won a state assembly seat in Nevada
6. People on Linkedin who ask you to endorse their skills
7. Everyone lies when giving references
8. Old ladies who call your male friends your “boyfriends.”
9. A guy at Culver’s was weird when Abe ordered extra mayo
10. Snoop Dog erectile dysfunction commercial
11. Hulk Hogan return at Saudi Arabia event

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 171 – 10/18/2018

Episode 171 topics…
1. Where has Sam been
2. Fantasy Football
3. Dennis Hof Death
4. Ron Jeremy and Ronnie From Jersey Shore mix-up
5. More on Dennis Hof
6. Abe almost died eating pizza
7. The worst way to die
8. Scooby Doo ending

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 170 – 9/24/2018

Episode 170 topics…
1. Failed Facebook Live session
2. People who always talk to you about the same thing
3. Abe and Bass have an interesting relationship
4. Bert and Ernie
5. Ridiculous Bradley Cooper line about looking at Lady Gaga
6. Abe’s stock mishaps
7. Abe has a neighbor that leaves its dog outside 24/7
8. Sway couldn’t spell Eminem’s name
9. Ben Roethlisberger is gross
10. Suge Knight in prison eats everyone’s porkchops

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 169 – 9/21/2018

Episode 169 topics…
1. Free food always tastes better
2. Worst places to use the bathroom
3. Sites that don’t have a door on the bathroom stall
4. Airport bathroom dilemma
5. The old son that walks around with his mother
6. Strip clubs, bachelor parties, and bachelorette parties
7. Roker collects loyalty points and does not spend them
8. Bunny Ranch is like the surreal life
9. Gambling boats that went out into the water
10. Ken, the weirdo that let us play pool in his basement

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 168 – 9/4/2018

Episode 168 topics…
1. Guys who call Abe with wise guy gambling picks
2. Abe’s game of phone chess with gambling guy
3. Old school blocked calls
4. Getting killed and buried in a hole in Vegas would suck
5. Bass went to buy toys off Facebook Marketplace
6. Find my friends app
7. Cool and not cool police officers
8. Abe would overcompensate as a police officer
9. Kids that wrote names on the chalkboard
10. Jobs that change the rules after you start
11. People who burn jerseys and clothes
12. People who have Nike tattoos
13. Politics and food should not mix
14. Easy ways to tell if someone is racist
15. Both parties completely changed their view of John Mccain

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 167 – 8/20/2018

Episode 167 topics…
1. Spam Calls
2. People who mess up basic names
3. Winning money playing craps
4. Sports betting will be legal in all states soon
5. People’s mindset in Vegas
6. Places where you can get killed and no one would care
7. Social media mistakes
8. Exceptions that racists make

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 166 – 8/9/2018

Episode 166 topics…
1. Weird radio people
2. Suburban kids at Lollapalooza
3. Radio people love to recite their resume’s and retweet compliments
4. Music festivals shouldn’t be as long
5. Kids try new drugs at Lollapalooza
6. Why does everyone dump Kardashians
7. Undertaker appearances and Undertaker podcast party
8. Who is our richest listener
9. Stripper perfume
10. Guys who have women who leave them to move to another state always deserve it

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 165 – 7/24/2018

Episode 165 topics…
1. Abe’s new bidet
2. Abe once held a jet ski hostage
3. People who always claim to have a side company besides their job
4. The bidet in full detail
5. The word “literally” needs to go
6. Jaguar attack at the zoo
7. Abe’s running list of animals to avoid
8. A Chris Benoit and kangaroo comparison
9. piercings and circumcisions
10. Bristol Palin going on teen mom to supposedly inspire women
11. Carrie Champion said the WNBA is just as good as the NBA
12. A racist reality show with all of the Hollywood disgraced actors

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 164 – 7/10/2018

Episode 164 topics…
1. The band Tesla looks weird in 2018
2. Is Phil Collen from Def Leppard on steroids
3. Players in the locker room and their huge junk
4. Locker room reporters
5. Slob Blog
6. Panda Express Orange Chicken technique
7. People who ask for samples
8. Abe’s parmesan cheese incident
9. Vacuuming kitchen floor technique
10. Starbucks is getting rid of straws
11. Starbucks bathrooms have taken a turn for the worse
12. Sam went to the worlds greatest bathroom
13. The yelling at your stomach technique

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 163 – 6/28/2018

Episode 163 topics…
1. Lebron James free agency is like the hot girl with a bunch of fat guys
2. Three tragic deaths this week
3. Vinnie Paul strip club incident
4. What are omen who showed boobs at Pantera concert up to now
5. David Lee Roth groupies versus Phil Anselmo groupies
6. Sam and Abe saw a white kid dressed as Prince in blackface
7. Elvis concert with multiple Elvis’s
8. New Roseanne spinoff looks horrible
9. On our way to 100,000 listeners

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 162 – 6/13/2018

Episode 162 topics…
1. Abe’s great basketball achievements
2. Watching people fall stops being funny at fifty
3. Tekashi 69 ridiculous video
4. More thought should be put into who people have kids with
5. Jamie Foxx accused of hitting someone in the head with his junk
6. Peyton Manning junk story
7. People who lose weight wear stuff that is too tight
8. The divorce lottery

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 161 – 6/12/2018

Episode 161 topics…
1. Forrest Gump’s mom having sex with the principal at the school
2. Getting out of tickets
3. Life hacks
4. The key phrase to say to get out of tickets
5. Los Angeles bad neighborhoods look good because of the palm trees
6. Maps on the phone have made us stupid
7. Memorizing numbers
8. People who lose their hand usually deserve it
9. Losing feet and feet that fall asleep
10. Abe’s constipation life hack
11. Abe’s clean bathroom retail space idea
12. Every business should have a Brock Lesnar type working there
13. Bizarro world update
14. Stormy Daniels is not a hero
15. Thermacuts
16. Most ripped people are on steroids

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 160 – 5/23/2018

Episode 160 topics…
1. Ryan’s wedding
2. Sam’s wedding
3. Getting a horrible call at Sam’s wedding
4. Sam and Bass knew that show was going to get canceled
5. Coast to coast in a week
6. Misfits concert in Newark
7. Abe’s tip for getting a good seat on a flight
8. Abe’s pathetic actions in hotel and airport
9. Abe had a very embarrassing moment in Newark hotel
10. Elon Musk’s email to his workers
11. Guys who wake up with a hangover every day
12. Royal sham wedding
13. Harry will never be the fake king

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 159 – 5/8/2018

The unemployed routine, fast food non compete clauses, Jimmy John’s new giant subs, and WTF is the met Gala?

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 158 – 4/25/2018

DM’s From Creeps, Douchebag Power Rankings, Michigan Ave rappers, and why Abe paid $4 for a copied Purple Rain cassette.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 157 – 4/12/2018

Tristan Thompson cheating on Khloe Kardashian, people who smell like food, bathroom hand dryers, and the Andre the Giant documentary.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 156 – 4/2/2018

Abe’s west coast trip. crazy lady in San Diego, Snake Sabo telemarketer calls, and Abe’s jet ski.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 155 – 3/21/2018

Abe created the selfie, working out with Hulk Hogan, a telemarketer called Abe looking for Snake Sabo, homeless guy who didn’t want beans on his burrito, and dental dams.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 154 – 3/11/2018

Goodbye to 97.9 The Loop, unemployment workshop class, Abe’s new punk song, Death Wish check, and people who suck on feet.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 153 – 2/13/2018

Ric Flair sex agreement, fast food stories, why Abe is like the Wolf from Pulp Fiction, and Sammy Sosa the bizarre looking cowboy.

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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 152 – 2/6/2018

Abe was insulted by a sandwich artist, the Philadelphia horse poop eater, dumb celebrity kid names, and why Abe wants a Macaulay Culkin statue in Chicago.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 151 – 1/23/2018

Abe received the greatest compliment ever, fighting Brock Lesnar, and why Abe was in People and Us Weekly.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 150 – 1/10/2018

Button junk, the lives of cows and horses, doctor shows, and the person to blame for celebrities running for president.

Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 149 – 1/3/2018

People who love the snow, Gordon Ramsay describing sex, and why its better to take pictures with people who look worse than you.

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